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Klandicar was downed yet again by Illumanati. Congrats to Eilena on your ST key.
A thank you goes out to Sphaera. When we got thier, a disagreement occured over Ownership of Klandicar. After speaking with their raid leader, we were able to come to an understanding. |
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Posted by: Bloodshead - 12-Aug-2003 | 22:35 (CET)
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... Holland has been Illumanated (almost) flawlessly by 14 Illumanati. We were short on people cause only the true heroes showed up. After we all gated to the airport (schiphol) we picked them up and we moved to our mansion (for once no one died on the way nor trained the camp).
After a longgggg beer buff ( 264 beer bottles have been slain in 3 days) We started the raid:
Melvar: A long lost soul but we found him in a lost corner in the basement of the mansion ( We buffed him up very fast with a bottle of vodka)
Vanderra: We discoverd that he's a bard in real life cause when we went out he was singing and dancing all the time (Village People , etc... Now we know why he is a crossdresser...)
Lilladdaru: the "so-nice-and-silent-and-so-efficient-clieric" we used to know, started to ask for spanking in front of everyone and we had to call her 'Mistress' for the rest of the weekend. And she realy has to work on her alcohol tolerance!!!!! Ask vanderra cause he had to clean the bedroom
Mitton: We discovered that mitton has a lot of work to do cause his Dutch woman resistence is very low (After he was fully buffed his resistence droped to neg 100) The result was that he had to work on his GF faction the rest of the year to make things up! You just lost LvL 65!
Jabblin: Once Jabblin is full buffed he start to talk a lot! He even forgot his food during the BBQ. And trust me this is rare! Besides we were all surprised to see his real nature, how serious a rogue can be when he just want to lose drinking games? he killed a few bottles and assassinated the jagermeister!
Ladinaia: The other crossdresser of the weekend. He was perma beer rooted cause we never saw him without a beer in his left hand. We all know that he slept with Kharras during the whole weekend, but that's another story...
Fonass: ok here we go. Fonass definatly has to work on his alcohol tolerance!!! Kalte and Mitoli have been challenged to a drinking game! by Fonass. After a couple of rounds (a lot of rounds) they were surprised how fonass was keeping up. The they discoverd that he was drinking water all the time!!!!! while they were drinking jenever 35% of alcohol. Fonass was so ashamed that he wanted a shot of the same stuff instantly. The result: no more then 3 sec after he killed his glass he started to make wierd noises. Kalte was be able to dodge away from the puke. But caster aint used to dodge so Mitoli had to take the full attack!!!!
All the others died from laughing.
Mitoli: After the Fonass puke attack Mitoli showed us that his alcohol tolerance was maxed! ...Until sunday night, after we made a buff stop at a coffeeshop. We all thought that a druid was able to handle grass!! the whole evening he was changing colors, sweating, speaking in a unknown tongue. ( a mix of english, french, german, dutch and other unknown languages) He went AFK a lot the rest of the night and when we went looking for him we found his corpse slain by bottles of alcohol!
Kharras: A major break thru for Illumanati cause we found the SLEEPER!!!!! That dorf has amazing sneak and hide skills, because while everyone was discussing, he disapeared (happend lots of times during the weekend)... So we launched trackers in order to find him, and they always ended up in his LAIR : bedroom.
Kalte: For a leader he was kind of SHORT! We didnt find any sheep near our camp so he brought his GF. But during the night we heared the cows next to us screaming a lot so go figure. The night we went out they didnt let him enter the bar cause of his tatoo. Too much aggression what they told us but we all know better. HE IS FRENCH!!!!!!
McRaven: After that weekend, we can rename him McWhiner! When he discovered that all the girls from the meeting werent single, he just started to be desperate. After a few drinks he announced a new upcoming rule for guild : All the girls applying to the guild have to be single and be accepted by Mc (after RL Pic and psychology test agreement ). Btw, did you know he spent the first night with Fonass in his appartment ?
Kill list from this weekend!
-264 bottles of beer!
-1 bottle of wine
-1 bottle of malibu
-1 bottle of jenever
-1 bottle of Jagermeister
-2 bottles of cherryvodka
-1 bottle of dropshot
-1 bottle of boswandeling
-1 bottle of apfelkorn
-1 bottle of absolute vodka
-1 bottle of feigling
-0.5 bottle of water (Fonass)
-2 druids and 1 cleric ( slain by alcohol)
-1 chair (slain by Ladinaia)
-1 thumb (Ladinaia's slain by the chair in previous fight)
-10 joints
-2 space cakes
-6 glasses (4 slain by McRaven and 2 by Mitoli)
-21746762 flies and 459873929 wasps
-Mitoli shirt (slain by Fonass)
-1 cow (but we dont have evidences about the killer...)
-Everyone reputation!!!!!!!!!
We had a great weekend and we cant wait for the next RL meeting!
We will add pictures soon!
Thanks for the great! time
Kalte, Celine, Jabblin and McRaven
Edited by: Mcraven - 12-Aug-2003 | 13:23 CET |
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Posted by: Mcraven - 12-Aug-2003 | 13:21 (CET)
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